tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91482564377634568662011-12-05T12:20:38.476-08:00The biggest collection of SMS on the Net.Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-89115450676075621262010-03-25T08:54:00.000-07:002008-08-30T01:38:54.014-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.smsdatabasee.blogspot.com/"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">VTU</a><br />My hobbies:<br />playing wit dinosaur,<br />Swimming in tsunami,Skating in volcano,<br />catching bullets when someone fires,<br />Flying, and<br />writing VTU exams.....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-1.html">More on VTU >></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar1.html">SARDAR</a><br />Sardar was arrested while he was on the aeroplane.What was his fault?<br />He was excited on seeing his friend JACK in d plane &amp; screamed"HI JACK".<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar1.html"><br />More Sardar Jokes >></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-1.html">Shayaris</a><br />"Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge...<br />poocho kyon?<br />Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge..."<br /><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-1.html">More Shayris >></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/santa-banta-1.html"><br /></a><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/santa-banta-1.html">Santa Banta</a><br />Santa &amp; Banta got tired of mobile &amp; decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!<br />Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.<br /><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/santa-banta-1.html">More Santa-Banta>></a><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-1.html"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-8911545067607562126?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-80613801804394240252010-03-05T11:56:00.000-08:002007-05-12T10:47:52.609-07:00SMS the acronym for Short Messaging Service is leaping forward to become the most popular form of communication in the near Future. Today SMS has become important tool of communication for wide range of people, applications.In 2000, just 17 billion SMS messages were sent; in 2001, the number was up to 250 billion, and 500 billion SMS messages in 2004. At an average cost of USD 0.10 per message, this generates revenues in excess of $50 billion for mobile telephone operators and represents close to 100 text messages for every person in the world.<br /><br /> Today it has become an addiction to college students, who can type the messages at rocket speeds. Not to mention the competition that are held to decide the fastest SMS typist.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-8061380180439424025?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-56454537095106624122008-08-29T10:38:00.001-07:002008-08-30T01:37:18.645-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Santa-Banta</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAN04</span></span></a><br />Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.<br />Santa: Koi hint?<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAN05</span></span></a></span></span><br />Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.<br />Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/santa-banta-1.html">Previous</a></span><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-1.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">### <a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-5645453709510662412?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-57828386534691110432008-08-29T10:28:00.000-07:002008-08-30T01:36:15.589-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Santa-Banta</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAN01</span></span></a><br />Santa &amp; Banta got tired of mobile &amp; decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!<br />Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAN02</span></span></a></span></span><br />Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.<br />Gal - What are you doing?<br />Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.<br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAN03</span></span></a></span></span><br />Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.<br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Previous</a></span><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/santa-banta-1.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">### <a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/santa-banta-2.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-5782838653469111043?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-39481912555860353582008-08-28T15:03:00.000-07:002008-08-28T15:12:00.710-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Shayaris</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SHA04</span></span></a><br />Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua<br />to rab se sikayat hogi....<br />Ek to jhella nahi jata<br />dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SHA05</span></span></a></span></span><br />tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya.................<br />paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SHA06</span></span></a></span></span><br />tujhe dil bhi nahi doonga zaalim<br />tujhe jaan bhi nahi doonga zaalim<br />mera peecha chod de varna<br />tujhe badnaam kar doonga zaalim<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-1.html">Previous</a></span><a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-1.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-3948191255586035358?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-42764608135366624732008-08-28T14:52:00.000-07:002008-08-28T15:22:15.083-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Shayaris</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SHA01</span></span></a><br />"Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge...<br />poocho kyon?<br />Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge..."<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SHA02</span></span></a></span></span><br />apne muh miya mitthu bole<br />Book khulti hai...<br />exam ka sama hota hai.<br />Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.<br />Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati..<br /><br />ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SHA03</span></span></a></span></span><br />Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-17.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://www.smsbase.blogspot.com/2008/08/shayari-2.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-4276460813536662473?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-56662877775209763092007-05-12T08:18:00.001-07:002007-05-12T08:43:44.415-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR052</span></span></a><br />Sardar falls in love with a nurse.<br />He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her.<br />He thinks... thinks... thinks and writes...<br />I LOVE U SISTER..<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR053</span></span></a><br />Sardar gets a job in airtel customer<br />care<br />custmer:Hello my airtel sim s locked.wht 2 Do?<br />Srd:oye y do u take tension yar remove airtel<br />sim put spice..<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR054</span></span></a><br />sardar orders 4 a pizza<br />waiter asks him should he cut into 4 or 6 pieces<br />sardar replies 4 pieces please, i dont think i can eat 6 pieces<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-17.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-5666287777520976309?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-24347622790931627592007-05-12T08:07:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:41:52.905-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR049</span></span></a><br />Sardar 1: Did u cnslt d eye doctr abt ur eyes?<br />Sardar 2: Yes, bt d doc was blinder thn me.<br />Sardar 1: Hw'd u knw?<br />Sardar 2: He was lukin at my eyes with a torch!...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR050</span></span></a><br />A sardar's penis was inside a prostitutes mouth.<br />she said giv me 500 othrwise i'll bite dis.<br />srdar bola giv me Rs.5000 Nahito su su kar dunga.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR051</span></span></a><br />What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA & JESUS..?<br />SARDAR replied.... "ALL ARE BORN ON GOVERNMENT HOLIDAYS..!!!"<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-16.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-18.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-2434762279093162759?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-41996806418126135502007-05-12T08:03:00.001-07:002007-05-12T08:40:37.836-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR046</span></span></a><br />Teacher:tell me 5 water animals.<br />Sardar: fish.<br />Teacher: gud,but tel me d other 4.<br />Sardar:fish's father,mother, brother,sister<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR047</span></span></a><br />Sardar's frnd Slaps him. Sardar: u Slapped me SERIOUSLY or just 4 fun?<br />Frnd: Seriously.<br />Sardar: Thn its Ok.<br />I don't like people<br />making FUN OF ME..<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR048</span></span></a><br />One Sardar locked his mobile in room n left the room.<br />Another Sardar passed by the room n heard the mob ringing n msgd him..<br />Come soon your mob is ringing..<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-15.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-15.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-17.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-4199680641812613550?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-58962329128017566132007-05-12T08:00:00.001-07:002007-05-12T08:39:33.578-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR043</span></span></a><br />Sardar asked a lady:what is ur new car's name?<br />lady:i dont know.but it stars with"T"(Tea).<br />sardar:u are very lucky..my cars starts with PETROL only..<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR044</span></span></a><br />(sardar by mistake went into a ladies toilet) all ladies suddenly stand up.<br />SARDHAR: MARIYAADHE MANASALLI EDHRE SAAKU, KUNTHUKOLLI...!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : *</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR045</span></span></a><br />sardar declares : I will never marry in my life &. . . .<br />I will give same advice<br />to my children too....!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-14.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-16.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-5896232912801756613?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-69402011348513094732007-05-12T07:56:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:38:17.974-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR040</span></span></a><br />On a romantic day sardars girlfriend asks him, "Darling,on our engagement will u give me a RING?"<br />sardar- "Ya sure, from landline or mobile.....!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR041</span></span></a><br />Sardar wrote a book of 200 pages about horses, title HOW THE HORSE RUNS 1st page how does horse run?<br />remaining 199 pages taka taka taka taka...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR042</span></span></a><br />Sardar wanted to watch Horse Race and dialled to the Race course.<br />Sardar:Hello! Is it Race course? Receptionist: Ofcourse.<br />Sardar: Sorry<br />wrong number !<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-13.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-13.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-15.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-6940201134851309473?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-81536603528732064112007-05-12T07:50:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:37:16.638-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR037</span></span></a><br />CID askd sardar.<br />Y criminals leave their finger print aftr their work?<br />Sardar:Sir d criminals r uneducatd. If dey r educatd dey would leave their signature!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR038</span></span></a><br />Bus accident happened.<br />A man crying: "O! my hand was cut down".<br />sardar: "Y r u crying. Control urself. Dont cry. C that man. He has died. Is he crying?...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR039</span></span></a><br />Sardar1: I loss 800 rp by betting against india vs pakistan mach. 500 first and 300<br />Sardar2: why u loss 2nd time<br />Sardar1: I bet again for highlights.....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-12.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-14.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-8153660352873206411?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-48097957884943994552007-05-12T07:40:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:35:45.076-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR034</span></span></a><br />In an interview,<br />Intviwer: How does an electric motor run? <br />Sardar: duurrrrrrr.<br />Interviewer:(shouts) stop it.<br />Sardar: durr durr dug dug dug..!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR035</span></span></a><br />Sardar standing in front of the mirror wit his eyes closed.<br />His wife asked wat r u doing?<br />He said "i m Trying 2 see how i look while sleeping".<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR036</span></span></a><br />Principal: 'write ur fathers name in english"<br />Sardar: 'beautiful red underwear'<br />principal: R u joking??"<br />Sardar: no..no..my fathers name is sunder lal chaddi<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : *</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-11.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-11.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-13.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-4809795788494399455?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-47368981402921946552007-05-12T07:33:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:34:27.549-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR031</span></span></a><br />A bus fel into a lake,every1 swimmed across,then suddenly<br />Sardar JUMPS IN searches 4 some1,<br />when asked whom he seaching 4<br />Srdr:sala conductor change nahi diya..<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR032</span></span></a><br />Interviewar: what is ur qualification?<br />Sardarji: Sir i m Ph.d.<br />Interviewar: whatdo u mean by Ph.d.?<br />Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY......<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR033</span></span></a><br />A sardar to a callgirl<br />whats ur rate?<br />girl:100 on bed, 50 on sofa, 10 on floor,<br />Sardr gives Rs100.<br />Girl:-Oh ,on bed!<br />Sardr:No, 10times on floor!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-10.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-10.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-12.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-4736898140292194655?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-44270643365993864422007-05-12T07:29:00.001-07:002007-05-12T08:32:06.558-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR028</span></span></a><br />Sardar was Director 4 film.<br />Sardar : U Should jump to the swimingpool from 100ft Height.<br />Actor: I don't know swiming.<br />Sardar: Don't worry, there is no water..!!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR029</span></span></a><br />Interviewer to Sardar:tell me something about yourself....<br />Sardar keeps thinking.<br />Elle hodru ide question keltare. .<br />Ee nan maga YOURSELF yaru....?<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : *</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR030</span></span></a><br />SHAYARI by sardar:khidki s dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha...<br />Khidki s dekha to raste p koi nahi ta...<br />Raste p ja ka dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-9.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-11.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-4427064336599386442?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-68711846814571138042007-05-12T07:22:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:30:55.507-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR025</span></span></a><br />We enjoy sardar jokes but in reality it is a shame on us.In 1930 wen india was under d british rule al Srdars fought bravely.So d british got angry n start writing comic books on Srdar n stil it continues.Please avoid srdar jokes.If u wish change d word 'sardar' into 'british'.Be indian Pass dis to all...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR026</span></span></a><br />Sardarji was standing near light with open mouth.<br />A man asked oye sardarji what are you doing.<br />Sardar replied:- doctor said to have light food.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR027</span></span></a><br />Pls..can u give me Rs.2000.<br />I'll return it 2 u within 1 week.<br />I need it. Pls, help me.<br />I knw u hav, pls help....<br />Sardar talking 2 ATM machine<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-8.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-8.html"> </a>###<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-10.html"> </a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-10.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-6871184681457113804?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-84071835142560933032007-05-12T07:14:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:29:50.595-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR022</span></span></a><br />Once sardar got an invitation to a party which said, "PINK TIE ONLY" when he went 2 party he was surprisd 2 find that othrs were wearing pants & shirts also....<br />Ek sardar pani pee rahatha...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ab kya sardar paani bi nahi peesakta kya?? Usme bi joke chahiye???<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : *</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR023</span></span></a><br />A tamilian & sardarji sitting 2 gether in a train.. Tamilin is bored &amp; wants 2 talk, asks sardar "tamil terima?<br />sardar gets angry & says punjab tera baap...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR024</span></span></a><br />Dog was following sardar.<br />Sardar laughed,A man asked,"Y r u laughing?"<br />Sardar replied,"I hv put Airtel's sim but Hutch ntwrk is following me"....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-7.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-7.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-9.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-8407183514256093303?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-61007608093992353272007-05-12T07:12:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:28:44.130-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR019</span></span></a><br />NASA sent Sardar to moon.<br />Sardar got into rocket & jumped back half the way shouting...<br />How dare u cheat me, Today is AMAVASE, there will b no moon...!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR020</span></span></a><br />Sardar attending an interview in software company.. Manager: ninage MS-OFFICE gotta?<br />Sardar: Address kodi Sir, nodkandu bartini!!....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR021</span></span></a><br />A machine rings if sum1 lies.<br />American:I think I can drink 20 beer cans.Trrngg!<br />Russian:I think I can eat 5 kg chickn.Trrngg!<br />Sardar: I think... Trrngg.!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : *****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-6.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-8.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-6100760809399235327?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-22321735505367954672007-05-12T07:00:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:27:38.277-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR016</span></span></a><br />Sardar goes to petrol pump sees a board written " Don't use cell phones here" Sardar picks his mobile , calls 2 every 1 in phonebook and says DON'T CALL ME NOW.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR017</span></span></a><br />Srdr1: If u tell me wat is in my bag I wil give u some of the eggs frm my bag. If u tell how many r there, I will give all the 8....<br />Srdr2:Give me some clue....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR018</span></span></a><br />Waiter gives bill 2 Sardar.<br />Sardar gives card.<br />Waiter: sir, this is Ration card.<br />Sardar:So what?<br />U have written outside<br />ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-5.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-7.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-2232173550536795467?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-10580757821678572152007-05-12T06:55:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:45:47.027-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR010</span></span></a><br />A sardr had gone 2 an interview 4 da post of a detective.<br />Intervwer: who kiled gandhiji?<br />Sardar: thankx 4 giving me da job. i wil investigate.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR011</span></span></a><br />Sardarji Waiting at bus stop, one gentleman came there by Bike & asked : "you want lift ?" SARDARJI says : "NO thanks, my house in ground floor<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating :*</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR012</span></span></a><br />Biwi: O ji car ki speed itani kyu badha di ?<br />Sardr: oji, car ki break fail ho gai hai, exident ho jaye iske pahele ghar pahoch jate hai...Ji...!!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating :**</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-3.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-5.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-1058075782167857215?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-19779898036831022352007-05-11T07:51:00.000-07:002007-05-12T08:46:58.870-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR013</span></span></a><br />A sardar prays daily for two' hours: "Hey Bhagwan meri lottery laga de.." After one year Bhagwan angrily appears & says:Abe sardar ek bar ticket to le le!<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR014</span></span></a><br />A sardar slips & falls due to Banana peel. Gets up and starts walking, sees another banana peel ahead and says - SALA PHIR SE GIRNA PADEGA....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating :**</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR015</span></span></a><br />Sardar on phone"Doctor my wife is pregnent.She is having pain right now". Doctor:Is this her first child? Sardar:U fool,this is her husband.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating :***</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-4_12.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-4_12.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-6.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-1977989803683102235?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-79177748690069785002007-05-07T09:10:00.001-07:002007-05-12T08:20:20.796-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR007</span></span></a><br />Sardar:Wat is D guarnty 4 dis mirror? Shopkeper:Put down frm 100feet of height,d miror will not break till d 99th feet. Sardar: Wow den Pack it<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR008</span></span></a><br />A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..Ring master asked can anyone do it? SARDAR-i can, but first take lion away....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR009</span></span></a><br />Sardar Is drivi a jeep in a jungle, Tourist:if lion comes very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Giv right indicator&Turn left!?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : *</a><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar2.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar2.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-4_12.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-7917774869006978500?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-37820815033229803662007-05-05T10:01:00.000-07:002007-05-07T09:20:26.981-07:00<div align="justify">You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> <br /> <br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR004</span></a><br /></span>Once a hungry Sardar went to a hotel but he drank only TEA and came back.U know why?Because the hotel's name was "Kha-math"...<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR005</span></span></a><br />Sardar got into a buswhen conductor asked for a ticket he gave 10 rs and took the ticket and told "april fool i have brought the pass".....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR006</span></span></a><br />sardar was arrested while he was on the aeroplane.What was his fault?He was excited on seeing his friend JACK in d plane & screamed"HI JACK".<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar1.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar2.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-3.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-3782081503322980366?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-14348128860763810812007-05-04T06:06:00.000-07:002007-05-12T11:00:18.518-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"></span>You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar Ji</span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR001</span></span></a><br />A Beautiful Tragedy..Sardar's wife dies. He is calm but his wife's lover isfuriously crying...Finally sardarconsoles him"Don't worry yaarI will marry again"<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR002</span></span></a><br />British:Y u indians are different colours. see v r all same colour. Sardar: Horses r different colours but donkeys r same colour.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07SAR003</span></span></a><br />Sardar sitting at bus stop,saw a truck that was pulling another truck by a rope.He laughed &said "baap re ek choti si rassi le jaane ke liye dho lorry..Gud mor.<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Previous</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar1.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-5.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-15.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar-18.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">O</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">O</a> <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/05/sardar2.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-1434812886076381081?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10587504130160292047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-61033360150681193402007-04-19T22:25:00.001-07:002007-05-10T03:20:05.238-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"></a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">VTU Messages</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU004</span></a><br />Hi evry1.As my xams r nearby on,i hv startd studyin n Hve decided no more in2 msging so i bliev u ppl wil cooperate wid me..Thanx.?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : **</a><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><br /></a></span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU005</span></a><br />Brain is most Outstandng object in nature<br />It functns 24hrs 365 days<br />It functns rite frm Time v r Born,and<br />Stops only<br />When V enter the exam HALL!! Gud day<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : ****</a><br /><br /></span><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU006</span></a><br />Newton's 6th Law:<br />Lecturing is d phenomenon of trnsfrng infrmtn 4m d notes of d lecturer to d notes of d students without passing through 'd minds of either..<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-1.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-1.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-3.html">Next</a>>></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-6103336015068119340?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-26933826382112905482007-04-19T22:24:00.001-07:002007-05-10T03:16:58.028-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://www.smsdatabasee.blogspot.com/">SMS Database</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">VTU Messages</span></span><br /></div><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><br /></a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU001</span></a><br />A group of donkeys lead by lion can defeat a group of lions lead by donkey.<br /> -Socrates.<br />we the lions are led by a donkey called VTU.<br />Frwrd 2 lions.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : ****</a><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU002</span></a><br />Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer."<br />No wonder why so many of us are speechless during d practicals viva....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : ***</a><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><br /></a></span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU003</span></a><br />Exam OFFER:-<br />Bring a chit on exam day scratch N show it 2 ur nearest Teacher & Win free trip 2 principals office &amp; enjoy 3 yrs vacation at home....<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : *</a><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www2.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=8501577716701623536&postID=7454465376377793017#"></a><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-2.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-2693382638211290548?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-55931858044858956592007-04-19T22:17:00.001-07:002007-05-10T03:20:39.945-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"></a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">VTU Messages</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU010</span></a><br />3months of lecture! 3weeks of internal tests!<br />3days of study!<br />3hrs of exams!<br />3mins of correction is wat we call<br /><br />ONE SEMESTER!<br />Hapy Semstr xams..<br />"ALL THE BEST"<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ***</span></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU011</span></a><br />Great students like us operate on the principle of rockets...<br />Until and unless<br />we have fire in our ass, we r not goin to study.....!!Good night<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : ****</a><br /><br /></span><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><br /></a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU012</span></a><br />Power of vtu stu 2004 batch..V answered 3exams in 2006..<br />3rd sem in jan-feb,<br />4th sem in july,<br />5th in dec..!<br />This includes 18subjects &6labs.Tats an achievement.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : ***</a><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a rel="tag" href="http://smsdatabasee.blogspot.com/search/label/vtu"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-3.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-2.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-5593185804485895659?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9148256437763456866.post-14909074455287278922007-04-19T22:16:00.002-07:002007-05-10T03:20:22.191-07:00You are here : <a href="http://dimba.blogspot.com/">DIMBA</a>>><a href="http://dimbafun.blogspot.com/">Fun</a>>><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">SMS Database</a><a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.smsdatabasee.blogspot.com/"></a><br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">VTU Messages</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU007</span></a><br />My hobbies:<br />playing wit dinosaur,<br />Swimming in tsunami,Skating in volcano,<br />catching bullets when someone fires,<br />Flying, and<br />writing VTU exams.....<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : **</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><br /></a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU008</span></a><br />Brain is most Outstandng object in nature<br />It functns 24hrs 365 days<br />It functns rite frm Time v r Born,and<br />Stops only<br />When V enter the exam HALL!! Gud day<br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rating : ****</span></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">DIFU07VTU009</span></a><br />Movies related to College :-<br />*Exams-Kalyug<br />*Classes-Kabhie Kabhie<br />*Viva-Encounter<br />*Examination hall-Chamber of secrets<br />*Examiner-Mrityudata<br />*Course-Godzilla<br />*Paper Correction-Andha Kanoon<br />*Exam Time-Kayamat se Kayamat tak<br />*Question Paper-Paheli<br />*Answer Paper-Kora Kagaz<br />*Marks-Asambhav<br />*Paper out-Plan<br />*Cheating-Aksar<br />*Last Exam-Independence Day<br />*Result-Sadma<br />*Pass-Ajooba/Chamatkar<br />*Fail-Devdas<br />*Vacations-Masti<br />*Supplementary-Aakhri Rasta...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi.html">Rating : ****</a><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><<<a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-2.html">Previous</a><a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-2.html"> </a>### <a href="http://smsbase.blogspot.com/2007/04/vtu-4.html">Next</a>>></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9148256437763456866-1490907445528727892?l=smsbase.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dimbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16948546805840496431noreply@blogger.com0